GREAT SCOTT! These silver Wrap Gs w/ chrome reflective lenses are so epic, they might disrupt the time continuum, creating a new temporal event sequence resulting in an alternate reality. Includes ...
YOU FALL OUT OF BED. YOU TRIP DOWN THE STAIRS. YOU PICK UP A TRAY FULL OF DRINKS AND WALK INTO THE PATIO DOOR. YOU STEP ON A RAKE. YOU RIDE YOUR BIKE INTO A MAILBOX. YOU LEAN BACK IN YOUR CHAIR, FA...
BRINGING TENTACLES TO A FISTFIGHT IS A SURE WAY TO WHOOP SOME ASS!!!
YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED!!! OUTMUSCLED!!! OUT-FILL-IN-THE-F***ING BLANK!!!!
YOUR FISTS MEAN NOTHING HERE, HUMAN!!! NOTHING!!! YOU'R...
Blast off into adventure with MY OTHER RIDE IS A JET PACK, limited-edition wraparound sunnies with magenta and yellow frames and a teal lens. Perfect for thrill seekers who soar to new heights, whi...
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
FOR CENTURIES THE SPANISH AND SOUTHERNERS HAVE TORMENTED BULLS FOR SPORT. THEIR MISERY HAS BEEN USED AS A FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT. BUT WE AT GOODR KNOW THE TRUTH - BULLS ARE PEOPLE, ...
BLAST FROM THE PAST
REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG AND CAREFREE AND YOUR BOOBS USED TO STAND UP AND SAY HELLO WHEN YOU WALKED INTO A ROOM INSTEAD OF STARING SHYLY AT THE FLOOR?! REMEMBER WHEN YOU COU...
